How old are you? Expand on it…

I am 15. However, what with my complaining about my back hurting and my joints popping louder than a ballon when I step out of bed, I probably sound like a middle-aged “men”opausal man. That and I constantly complain about the prices of things and back in my day and blah blah blee blah.

I honestly feel my age. Naturally in decent shape, not a total fatso what with all the food I eat, love video games and movies with plenty of violence and gore, and half the time I wish I was older. But then I when I slow down and realize that an entire year has gone by in what felt like a month, I think that I am wasting my life in school. I want to go exploring and do fun stuff. Not sit around studying what some old dead British professor said about the morphology of a frog he found in the Poconos. But then I realize that unless I either marry someone who has a super successful job or I figure out how to make money without a college degree like Dad I NEED to go to school. Life just totally sucks like that sometimes. You know that you want to do one thing, but your stuck having to do another.

Mentally, I probably am more mature and self-assured than 95% of the human race (and I know I am totally tooting my own horn when I say that but for the most part its true. Except when I laugh at Mom or Dad yelling BOOBIES in a funny voice [hahahahahaha]). I think about whether or not I want a cool car when I’m 16, something that will just run, or something with good gas mileage. I wonder whether or not I want kids already (I do, two or three depending on how life pans out.) But then I see that I am going off to college (hopefully) in three years and I don’t want to. I just want to slow down time and stay here at home with the family exactly the way as they are now for maybe an extra 7 or 20 years.