Yes, you read that right…R is cheating on me. His mistress..I don’t know a Dell maybe, no wait It says MultiSync on here…is that a brand? I don’t know…either way, I must compete with the World Wide Web, with coding, and the myriad other things my husband farts around with on his computer. I have had four kids…and while I think I look ok for squeezing four human beings out, I am no computer monitor. I don’t like up with the flick of a button, I don’t magically transform my look with the stroke of a few keys.

If you were here you would hear me sighing in frustration. My husband thinks it is funny, and while for the most part my jealousy of his ‘girlfriend’ is something I can laugh, I must admit that I do gringe with jealousy when we walk into CompUsa. The green eyed monster DOES come out when he tells me of something else he bought for his computer, and I do in my own way try to discourage this, but then again…he doesn’t say a whole lot when I buy a new purse….