Why…

-do the kids always have to go to the bathroom right before the bus gets here?

-do the kids think school lunches are like ‘so awesome, mom,’ but the healthy, fresh food I make for them is like ‘gross and yucky?’

-did cable constantly stop my DVR recording a minute before my show was to end, thereby making me miss the cliffhanger? (So glad to get rid of cable.)

-do I hate running on a treadmill, but like running outside?

-is a 35 pounds child awake so much easier to carry than the same 35 pound child that is passed out?

-does my most favoritest designer in the whole, wide world NOT participate in Black Friday?  Not even free shipping?  (Of course that doesn’t stop me from buying stuff there. But, hey, I’m just wondering.)

-does my dog bark at presents under the tree?  No, he really does. He barks at the presents.  And no, they aren’t toys that happened to switch on in the box or anything.  He literally just barks at a present sitting under the tree.

- are men afraid of the phone?  Ok, Roy isn’t really afraid of the phone. He just dislikes talking on it, but then that means if there is an issue with a product, a bill, etc… I am the one that sits on hold for 30 minutes… Oh wait, maybe I just answered my question.

-do people, especially teens, always complain about remakes?  Sure, that’s more proof that film makers are running out of ideas, but it seems pretty simple to me… If you are against remakes, don’t see them!  On the other hand, it’s pretty silly to dismiss something simply because it’s a remake, or a reboot, or a revamp, or whatever the cool term is today.

Why? I ask you. Why?!